In honor of Presidents Day this week, J-Woww has listed the commander-in-chiefs she'd like to get busy with. She'll have her work cut out for her, though -- more than half of them are dead!

Ulysses S. Grant: "I heard he was an alcoholic. Sounds like he liked to party!"

Abraham Lincoln: "I bet the ladies loved him back in the day."

Bill Clinton: "He might be old and gray, but he was famous for not being able to keep it in his pants and a guy with a healthy sexual appetite is always sexy in my book."

George Washington: "Who knew that the guy on the coin you use to get your laundry done was a bit of a looker. He can join me for some GTL anytime he wants!"

George W. Bush: "We all know this guy liked to party Jersey style and that makes him A-OK in my book."

Ronald Reagan: "Movie star turned P.I.L.F!"

Barack Obama: "Yes we can!"

John F. Kennedy: "Too much of a ladies man in his day, but he liked a lady with curves and I am down with that."

Check out the rest of the list here