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Selena Gomez leaves the Chateau Marmont with Justin Bieber's best friend, Alfredo Flores. Or, maybe his soon-to-be-ex-best-friend.
"I'm Beyonce!" That's from the latest Vogue.
Sometimes I wonder...
...if Katy Perry is a robot. Has anyone ever seen her swim? That would for sure give it away.
That's Ne-Yo. Look for him to take Britney Spears' old seat on the X-Factor. It's not in stone, but the rumors are strong.
- Mena Suvari from "American Pie" is 34
- Neal McDonough from "Band of Brothers" turns 47
- Jerry Jerry Jerry Springer is 69
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ABC: All new tonight starting with The Middle, The Neighbors, Modern Family, Suburgatory, and Nashville
CBS: Survivor: Caramoan - Fans vs. Favorites premieres followed by a Big Bang repeat, and then a new CSI
NBC: Whitney, Guys with Kids, Law and Order: SVU, and Chicago Fire are all new
FOX: American Idol, Hollywood week party 3 is new and 2-hours long
CW: Arrow and Supernatural are both new
A woman, on meeting a psychologist at a party, made a pitch for some free professional advice. "What kind of toy would you suggest giving a little boy on his third birthday?" she asked.
"First I'd have to know more about the child," the psychologist hedged.
The woman took a deep breath. "He's very bright and quick-witted and exceptionally advanced for his age," she said. "He has good coordination, expresses himself very well..."
"Oh, I see," the psychologist said, "It's YOUR child!"
