Grab these apps!
Looking to spend the rest of your life with the woman you love? There's an app for that! The Proposal App includes tips on choosing the perfect ring, how to ask her parents, finding the best location, writing the perfect proposal, and sharing the news with friends and family. Of course, there's nothing worse than proposing while reading your iPhone, so consider that. The app is free.
Looking to get pregnant? There's an app for that! Ovuline tracks when your body is ovulating to give you a better chance at conceiving. It takes the typical couple four to six months to conceive, the inventor of this app claims he can cut that down to two to three months. $50 for the app.
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The Woman magazine for December of 1941. Found in a junkshop in Kokomo, Indiana and published on The Village Voice.
I noticed page 5 has an interesting article...
Britney Spears and Jason Trawick have called off their engagement. I warned you last week, so don't look shocked.
Hey look, it's Adele! With a baby! Hey wait, that's HER BABY! The name of Mr. Striped Pants has not been released.
Hello, I'm Beyonce. Click here to watch an exclusive look into her life.
The new Miss America is Miss New York! Mallory Hagan is the blonde pictured above :)
- Fay Dunaway is 72
- Emily Watson turns 46
- LL Cool J is 45
ABC: The Bachelor is new followed by a new episode of Castle
CBS: How I Met Your Mother is new followed by a repeat of The Big Bang Theory. But the rest of the night is new including 2 Broke Girls, Mike and Molly, and Hawaii Five-0
NBC: The Biggest Loser is new followed by a new Deception
FOX: Bones is new and 2-hours long
CW: The premiere of The Carrie Diaries...
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together.
St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and takes them to the homes where they will spend all of eternity. They get into St. Peter's holy vehicle and head on down a gold road, which turns into a platinum road, which turns onto an even grander road paved with diamonds, to a huge mansion where St. Peter turns to the lawyer and says, here is your home for the rest of eternity, enjoy! And if there is anything you need, just let me know.
Then St. Peter took the forester to his home, back down the diamond studded boulevard, down the platinum highway, down the street of gold, down an avenue of silver, along a stone alley and down an unpaved footpath to a shack. St Peter says, "Here you go" and goes to leave when the forester says "Wait minute! How come the lawyer gets the big mansion and I get this shack?"
St. Peter says: "Well, Foresters are a dime a dozen here, we have never had a lawyer before."
